r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe Shocked Facepalm

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.


Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.


r/AskMen 22h ago Bless Up Helpful (Pro) Silver Helpful Wholesome Coin Gift LOVE! Ally

Married Men, what are the unspoken rules for successful marriage?


r/AskMen 1h ago

I beat cancer last year and got my heartbroken this week after dating for the 1st time in years. When it feels like God enjoys your misery what do you do?


r/AskMen 4h ago

What is one thing, appearance wise, that your bf/gf absolutely MUST have?


Mine is they must have an attractive face since that’s one thing you’re always going to be looking at.

r/AskMen 13h ago

To everyone that has been through a divorce: what do you regret the most?


To everyone that has been through a divorce. What do you regret the most for not doing, please? While you were together, or during the divorce process. Thank you.

r/AskMen 4h ago

What is your golden tip for buying a car?


r/AskMen 18h ago Wholesome

Men of reddit. What is the best thing you have done for your own mental health?


r/AskMen 12h ago

In honor of always being called a tool, if you were a tool, which tool would you be?


r/AskMen 4h ago

When was the last time you were impressed by someone?


I noticed this cute but overweight guy at my gym who's been working out really hard. Recently I noticed that he was running really well on the treadmill and doing a lot of dead lifts. He looks to be getting into super nice shape just from a few months ago.

I thought, "Wow! He's doing great!" He seems to be quite dedicated to his fitness goals. When was the last time you were impressed by someone?

r/AskMen 12h ago

What was the “transition period” of your early 20s like?


I’m 23M and feel like I’m in a weird in between spot. I just graduated college so I finally have time/energy/desire to go to the gym consistently, go to therapy, read, explore and excel in my hobbies, make money, etc. I’m a very put together guy considering most of the other guys I know are still partying heavily/in the college world. I’m not really friends with them anymore, and it feels like we are in separate worlds.

it’s a good age to be alive and I do very well for myself, but sometimes I wonder if I’m doing it all wrong, because my social and romantic life is pretty lackluster and my weeks tend to be more mundane than I’m used to.

I’ve been told 22-23 is a weird and tough age because of the transition into the “real world”, but I’m not really sure what that means and I don’t know when or how it’s supposed to get better. I’ve been plugging away at self improvement in all aspects, and plan to continue to do so.

Overall I’m happy with where I’m at, but sometimes it just feels like I’m living below my potential if that makes sense.

I was wondering if anyone had advice on this. I know it’s a bit all over the place but I hope you understand my point. Thanks.

r/AskMen 1h ago

How long are dads okay with being like relied on?


I’m literally turning 19 a full adult and I just feel like I ALWAYS go to my dad to fix things, and he always does and I just got off the phone with him and I’m wondering honestly- when does it get like I don’t wanna do this anymore. I worried I really tire my dad! Be honest please :)

r/AskMen 7h ago

Men how did a woman lose respect for you, what happened?


r/AskMen 5h ago

What is something you really regret?


For me it’s not caring about social connections or work experience during my college years - silly of me, but it just keeps coming to me.

r/AskMen 2h ago

What's your relationship with money?


How important do you think it is. Do you think it's important to be educated about inflation and where the world's headed economically? What tips would give. I am pretty relaxed when it comes to money but a lot of people I know who make way more money than me are so fucking stressed out. I don't currently really make much money but I live within my means and people make me feel like I live in laland. I know there are a lot of variables to this, for example having kids or not or your lifestyle but I just don't focus on my money in general. Should I have a change in perspective?

r/AskMen 7h ago

What event in your life do you see as a victory?


Life is not easy sometimes, and often we have to fight for things. What was the point for you when you realized you had won that fight? What was your proudest moment about that fight?

r/AskMen 6h ago

Men who don't plan on getting married or having kids, what's your favorite dessert?


I've always been partial to cheesecakes with with some kinda jam.

r/AskMen 1d ago Silver

In what way, if any, has browsing online forums dominated by women and reading their thoughts concerning men has influenced your dating choices?


r/AskMen 7h ago

What is an example of a "hardwired male response" that you have experienced but didn't realize until after the fact?


In very vague terms I just mean a typical male response, but ideally something that you were never really taught (explicitly). I've been reminiscing a bit and realized that I had a few of these stored away, was wondering if anyone else had some good examples. Bonus points for funny ones but all examples are welcome

r/AskMen 1d ago Helpful

What do you call someone who never recognizes his own massive faults but is the first to point the finger at someone for a minor fault ?


r/AskMen 5m ago

How to not be a simp


r/AskMen 9m ago

What Are Topics You Struggle To Talk About That Don't Get The Attention They Deserve


r/AskMen 20m ago

What did you think when you saw your gf/wife without makeup for the first time?


r/AskMen 38m ago

What is the most ridiculous argument you have gotten into over the internet or in real life?


r/AskMen 4h ago

What pet names do you call your significant other?


r/AskMen 16h ago

What are some rules you have for yourselves?


r/AskMen 8h ago

How do you deal with the pent up tension and anger from your normal day?


Basically I want to know what other guys do with what I seem to have is outburst of pure anger when something goes wrong or not my way. I walk away or move on but it still bothers me. I act my age and treat everyone with respect but in my mind the storm gets bigger and bigger.