It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.
There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.
That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.
A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??
There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent
forest fires horny shitposts.
Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.
I beat cancer last year and got my heartbroken this week after dating for the 1st time in years. When it feels like God enjoys your misery what do you do?
Mine is they must have an attractive face since that’s one thing you’re always going to be looking at.
To everyone that has been through a divorce. What do you regret the most for not doing, please? While you were together, or during the divorce process. Thank you.
I noticed this cute but overweight guy at my gym who's been working out really hard. Recently I noticed that he was running really well on the treadmill and doing a lot of dead lifts. He looks to be getting into super nice shape just from a few months ago.
I thought, "Wow! He's doing great!" He seems to be quite dedicated to his fitness goals. When was the last time you were impressed by someone?
I’m 23M and feel like I’m in a weird in between spot. I just graduated college so I finally have time/energy/desire to go to the gym consistently, go to therapy, read, explore and excel in my hobbies, make money, etc. I’m a very put together guy considering most of the other guys I know are still partying heavily/in the college world. I’m not really friends with them anymore, and it feels like we are in separate worlds.
it’s a good age to be alive and I do very well for myself, but sometimes I wonder if I’m doing it all wrong, because my social and romantic life is pretty lackluster and my weeks tend to be more mundane than I’m used to.
I’ve been told 22-23 is a weird and tough age because of the transition into the “real world”, but I’m not really sure what that means and I don’t know when or how it’s supposed to get better. I’ve been plugging away at self improvement in all aspects, and plan to continue to do so.
Overall I’m happy with where I’m at, but sometimes it just feels like I’m living below my potential if that makes sense.
I was wondering if anyone had advice on this. I know it’s a bit all over the place but I hope you understand my point. Thanks.
I’m literally turning 19 a full adult and I just feel like I ALWAYS go to my dad to fix things, and he always does and I just got off the phone with him and I’m wondering honestly- when does it get like I don’t wanna do this anymore. I worried I really tire my dad! Be honest please :)
For me it’s not caring about social connections or work experience during my college years - silly of me, but it just keeps coming to me.
How important do you think it is. Do you think it's important to be educated about inflation and where the world's headed economically? What tips would give. I am pretty relaxed when it comes to money but a lot of people I know who make way more money than me are so fucking stressed out. I don't currently really make much money but I live within my means and people make me feel like I live in laland. I know there are a lot of variables to this, for example having kids or not or your lifestyle but I just don't focus on my money in general. Should I have a change in perspective?
Life is not easy sometimes, and often we have to fight for things. What was the point for you when you realized you had won that fight? What was your proudest moment about that fight?
I've always been partial to cheesecakes with with some kinda jam.
In what way, if any, has browsing online forums dominated by women and reading their thoughts concerning men has influenced your dating choices?
What is an example of a "hardwired male response" that you have experienced but didn't realize until after the fact?
In very vague terms I just mean a typical male response, but ideally something that you were never really taught (explicitly). I've been reminiscing a bit and realized that I had a few of these stored away, was wondering if anyone else had some good examples. Bonus points for funny ones but all examples are welcome
What do you call someone who never recognizes his own massive faults but is the first to point the finger at someone for a minor fault ?
Basically I want to know what other guys do with what I seem to have is outburst of pure anger when something goes wrong or not my way. I walk away or move on but it still bothers me. I act my age and treat everyone with respect but in my mind the storm gets bigger and bigger.